Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Enlarge your penis today!

All quips about being a 26-year-old hobo without a license have officially ended.

Thanks to everyone who ridiculed me over the last year, I couldn't have done it without you!

....Just short of a decade too, so I guess you owe me $5, Dad.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Felicitations, congratulations, whatever those young punks on street corners looking to star in the next Larry Clark film say when shit goes down well...

It's all due in large chunks now that you can legally control a two tonne vehicle at high speeds near young children. Thumbs up.

I need sleep.

Sarah said...

Congratulations!

FEMBOTanist said...

Congrats, Chip Douglas.

Unfortunately the photo didn't load on my browser.

It it the heavily photoshopped Marty McFly you promised me?

Anonymous said...

Why did you change the original title of the post, Max?

Mark said...

*sigh* Everyone's an editor these days.

You shouldn't be worried about my title changing antics, sir, I'd be more concerned with our upcoming Battle for Evermore if I were you, because now that I drive I can get to the Monty courts whenever I please!

Anyway, there you go, you great big c-eyes you. I hope you're happy.

Anonymous said...

nice five o clock shadow. you look so sinister.

Mark said...

That's the Nate Fisher beard, anonymous, reserved for official government id cards and Christmas photos - both available on request.